Post by FastNFancy on May 29, 2003 17:19:59 GMT -5
A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and
she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing
all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok."
She thinks that is a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I
play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for
advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma"
tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on
his penis. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy
who has AIDS!" He says, "It's cool baby. In a minute it's going to
say 'ADIDAS'."
she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing
all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok."
She thinks that is a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I
play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for
advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma"
tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo.
Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on
his penis. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy
who has AIDS!" He says, "It's cool baby. In a minute it's going to
say 'ADIDAS'."