Only a Brotha

[FastNFancy]

An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the
restaurant
and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded
"yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him.
The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress
for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked,

"Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded again, so the
Englishman said to
give
Jesus a cup of hot tea, too.
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Brotha from the
hood on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
"Hey there sweet thang, hook a brotha up with a cold glass of RC!" He,

too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over
there?" ! The waitress nodded again, so the Brotha said to give Jesus
a cold glass of
RC,
too.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up and danced a jig out the
door. Jesus also
passed
by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are
healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised
up
his
hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the Brotha from the hood. The Brotha jumped
up and yelled, "Slow ya role playa, don't touch me, I'm drawin'
disability!!!!!" ;D

[SeainDennis]

;D ;D I don't know where you get these jokes from but they sho are funny!

[RL from the Palace]

Oh lawd LMAO!!