Post by FastNFancy on Apr 23, 2003 16:11:32 GMT -5
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing
stories
on how they died.
1st sistah: I froze to death.
2nd sistah : How horrible!
1st sistah: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death.
What about you?
2nd sistah: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But, instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st Sistah: so what happened?
2nd sistah: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that
I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched,and down intothe basement. Then I went
through
every
closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had
looked
everywhere, and finally i became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with an heart attack and died.
1st sistah: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer- we'd both still
be
alive.
They are a riot! 