Lottery Ticket

[FastNFancy]

A guy named Otis finds himself in dire trouble. His business
started going bust and he found himself in serious financial
trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for help.

"Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't
get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well, please let
me win the lotto".

Lotto night arrived and somebody else won the prize.

Otis again looked up and prayed..."Oh Lord, please let me win the
lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my
car as well".

Again, Lotto night came and went and Otis still had no luck.

Once again, he prayed..."Oh, Lord, why have you forsaken me??
I've lost my business, my house and my car. My wife and children
are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always
been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto
this one time so I can get my life back in order ... "

Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens
opened and Otis was confronted by the voice of the Lord
himself:
"OTIS, MEET ME HALFWAY ON THIS ONE ... BUY A TICKET!"

;D

[SeainDennis]

You know this reminds me of that other "O". LOL!! This is a good one! ;D