Irish Toast

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Irish Toast

John O'Rielly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of me
life between the legs of me wife." That won him the top prize for the best
toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of
the night." She said,"Aye, what was your toast?" John said."Here's to
spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh that is nice indeed!" Mary said.

The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said,"John won the prize the other night with
a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised me self! You know he's only been
there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by the
ears to make him come."