Post by FastNFancy on Apr 7, 2003 14:29:49 GMT -5
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine!" screamed the lady indignantly.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who'sa talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."