Post by FastNFancy on Apr 3, 2003 15:55:54 GMT -5
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in
the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life
raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped
under the surface.
After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of
food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from
heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object
floating toward them in the water. As it drew near, they were
ecstatic to find that it was an old oil lamp (the kind that
genies come in).
They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a tired old
genie who said, "OK, so you freed me from the stupid lamp, but
hey, I've been doing this 3-wishes stuff for a while now and
quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys only get 1 wish and then
I'm outta here. Make it a good one."
The first guy, blurted out, without thinking, "Give us all the
beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!" "Fine," said the
genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean to beer.
"Great move, Einstein", said the second guy, slapping the first
guy in the side of the head. "Now we're gonna have to piss in
the boat."
the middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life
raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped
under the surface.
After floating under blazing heat, for 6 days, they ran out of
food and water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from
heat, thirst and starvation, they spotted a small object
floating toward them in the water. As it drew near, they were
ecstatic to find that it was an old oil lamp (the kind that
genies come in).
They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. Out popped a tired old
genie who said, "OK, so you freed me from the stupid lamp, but
hey, I've been doing this 3-wishes stuff for a while now and
quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys only get 1 wish and then
I'm outta here. Make it a good one."
The first guy, blurted out, without thinking, "Give us all the
beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!" "Fine," said the
genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean to beer.
"Great move, Einstein", said the second guy, slapping the first
guy in the side of the head. "Now we're gonna have to piss in
the boat."