Enjoy The Ride!

[FastNFancy]

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the trainstop and her son saying, "All of you sons of *****es who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of *****es who are getting on get your asses in! The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope ! your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue... "For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the
***** in the kitchen."

[SeainDennis]

>Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur's court. He
had a
>long-standing obsession to kiss the beautiful Queen Guinevere's
sensual
>lips. But he knew the penalty for this would be death.
>
>One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio, who
was
>the
>King's chief physician. Horatio said "I can arrange it, but I will
need
>1,000 gold coins to pay bribes." Michael the Dragon Master readily
agreed.
>
>The next day Horatio made up a batch of itching lotion and poured a
little
>of it into the Queen's toothpaste. Soon after she brushed her teeth,  
the
>itching commenced and grew in intensity.
>
>Upon being called to the royal chambers, Horatio told the King that
only a
>special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch,
>and
>that tests had shown such a saliva was only to be found in Michael the
>Dragon Master's mouth.
>
>King Arthur summoned Michael the Dragon Master and issued the imperial
>command. Michael the Dragon Master slipped the antidote to the itching
>lotion, which Horatio had given him, into his mouth and for the next
four
>hours kissed the Queen passionately.
>
>Satisfied, he returned to his chamber and found Horatio demanding
payment.
>However, with his obsession now satisfied, he refused to pay Horatio
>anything and shooed him away, knowing that Horatio could never report
this
>matter to the King.
>
>The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
lotion
>onto
>King Arthur's loincloth. And Michael the Dragon Master was again
summoned
>by
>the King.
>
>Moral of the story: Pay your bills.
>

[SeainDennis]

Checkk out this jokey joke:

www.superlaugh.com/1/safebet.html

[SeainDennis]

Check out Shawn Wayans' outfit. Can someone say fruit loops???  

www.wendywilliamsworld.com

Click "message board"
Then go to "Down Low", then click "Shawn Wayans".

Absolutely hilarious!  

[Duchess]

A wop-bob-a-loo-bop a wop-bam-boom!

Shawn looks like a 'tuity fruity, good booty' - WHOOOO! SHUT UP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Again I ask, WTF is the world coming to? LOL!  Later.