Potentially and Realistically

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A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Denzel Washington for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Sean Puffy Combs for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you have learned."

So the boy went to his mother and said, "Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."

Then the boy went to his sister and said, "Would you sleep with Puffy for a million dollars?" His sister replied, "Oh my God! I'd be nuts to pass that up!"

The boy then thought about it for two or three days and went back to his dad. The father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potential and realistic?"

The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two hoes."