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Post by FastNFancy on May 16, 2002 19:50:58 GMT -5
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!" The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"
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Post by SeainDennis on May 19, 2002 16:38:28 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]THAT'S FUNNY!! [/glow]
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