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Post by Blondie on Mar 19, 2003 15:23:57 GMT -5
EVERYBODY a.k.a Jody, Eizee, CP, SeaIn, ReviewFan and all the half drunk groupies and stragglers:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID! we did not know you had come in"! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
David Sea: Thank ya'all very kindly. Now enjoy ya-selves and don't none of ya'all start ACKIN NO DAYUM FOOL EITHER!
Jill: tahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TAhahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHHAHA! ( I cain't hep it!)
Ali: Who hoo hooooooooo!
Dennis (Big Poppa arriving): Hey what's happening ya'all??!! Happy Birthday David!
David to Dennis: Thanks man, ya know I HAD to sneak us in some SOUL FOOD. They got lobster, shrimp, scallops and all kind of sea food and pasta salads and alot of good stuff to eat, BUT "It's my Birthday" as the younger ones would say, so we got some GREENS AND HAM HOCKS in addition to everythang else! you look like you done lost a few pounds man. It ain't gonna hurt ya... (tee hee hee)...... ;D
DJ poppin the music: Ali and Jill doin the TEMPTATION WALK.... and Jill giggling as she and Ali WALK IT OFF to get a glass of CHAMPAGNE...
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Post by SeainDennis on Mar 19, 2003 16:01:45 GMT -5
*Seain pullin out her tupperware out her coach bag & dishin out chicken wings in it. ;D ;D Runs back to the festivities to get her drink on! ;D * BTW, CP, I wanted to bring another cake & a coupla gifts for Mister Sea but I don't have an account to upload the images!
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Post by Blondie on Mar 19, 2003 16:16:46 GMT -5
Jill pulling CP in the back and talking so no-one else can hear her, Jill does not want it to be a big mess and ruin David's birthday party BUT Jill to CP:
Ya know David said nobody better not ACK NO DAYUM FOOL... SO I'm telling you on the DL - you-know-who done took out her tupperware and she got some alumninum foil too under her coat. She thinks I did not see it but I did. Anyway CP don't ACK no fool let her ignant azz take a few scrimps and chicken wings..... taHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! CP: Will you pulleaze don't laff so dayum loud! shyt! We tryna ACK nice now... Hell you tellin me to be cool and yo crazy azz laffin loud, you know she got radar... Let her azz take a few scrimps and chicken wings, but that B*tch better NOT PULL OUT THAT GAD DAMN aluminum foil! I ain't lyin! I mean enuf is enuf!....
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Post by FastNFancy on Mar 19, 2003 16:44:39 GMT -5
Lawd! I cain't stop ;D. ;D ;D ;D That heffa betta put them wings down! It's still early and I don't think the rest of the guys have eaten yet. You know B-man isn't very nice when he is hungry!
We don't need nobody ackin a fool up in heah!
Seain...send me the pics and I'll post them for you.
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Post by SeainDennis on Mar 19, 2003 16:51:32 GMT -5
*Drunk as a skunk* Heeeeeeeeey, eveeeeer bodeeee! *hiccup, hiccup* Looky whaaa I got in de bag! *hiccup, hiccup*
*all the chicken wings drop out the bag & onto CP's brand new carpet* ;D
Ooooo, I'ssss ss-ssssorrry! *Runs to the door before CP tries to grab my scraggly head* LOL!!
;D ;D ;D
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Post by FastNFancy on Mar 19, 2003 17:03:00 GMT -5
I wish yall cut out all that dang sangin...I think Ali and Dennis just sangin Happy Birthday (Stevie Wonder style) tyrna see who can sang the loudest. I think Baby and I are going out on the terrace. Hell I'm tryna feed my Baby lobster...butter drippin all ovah everywhere. I have to keep wipin his chin off Awww sheets! Don't give B-Man no mo martinis...I found his butt bent over the pot of greens and hamhocks, eatin like crazy! Talkin bout...he starvin! Mike and Chris T-walking thru here drinkin up all the champagne. Looks like somebody gonna hafta make another likka run! These is bout the drankin-est folks I ever seen in my life! Okay David, baby! You gonna see what's in them boxes soon enuff!
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Post by Blondie on Mar 19, 2003 17:13:21 GMT -5
Jill to Ali: Baby! (shyt! Jill talkin to herself)... I mean (((Ali))) do you feel like making another likka run. You can call Eizee, if you don't feel like it. Maybe Eizee and CP can go this time. Ali to Jill: We already went once, let Eizee and CP go this time. We will hold the fort down and make sure everythang is in ONE PIECE when they get back...umm hmmmm mmmmmmm CAUSE I'm THE KIND OF GUY THAT DON'T BELIEVE THAT CHILVALRY IS DEAD um hmmmmm um hmmmm... and I'M THE KIND OF GUY THAT TREATS A LADY WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT... um hmmmmm ... So (((Seain))) straighten up, put that gad dayum foil down and go somewhere and sit down. Ya know, I ate one of them scrimps and a cold chill came ova my body & I said "COULD IT BE ME"... Who hoo hoooooooo! Jill: OKay (((Ali)))) sigh......
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Post by FastNFancy on Mar 19, 2003 17:34:04 GMT -5
Seain, I don't know why you was drankin all them martinis if you knew you couldn't hold your likka. Somebody, please, give that child a cup of black coffee. I ain't making no likka run...I am otherwise engaged. Hell, me and my BA-bay tryna get the melody for this new song he's writing! All these ex-Temptations round here eating and drinking up every damn thing...hell let one of them go...that is, if they are in any condition to drive. If not, hell order some and let it be delivered! Shyt, Jill...we need someone to watch you and Ali 'fo yall mess around and tear something up in hear...they way yall ackin.
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Post by eizzie on Mar 19, 2003 19:55:39 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHA--YA'LL ARE FUNNY--HAHAHAHA-IM OVER HERE CRACKIN UP ;D ;D. YA'LL MISSED THE BOAT-WITH THEM IMAGINATIONS--SHOULD BE IN HOLLYWOOD. LAWDY, LAWDY, LAWDY. GOT ME A GOOD LAUGH TONIGHT
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Post by FastNFancy on Mar 20, 2003 5:04:00 GMT -5
Yeah, keep on laffin, Eizzie. ;D We'll see how funny it is when you go to get a piece of cake! That drunken Seain done spilt if all over David's cake. She just need to go out and get another one. Ain't nobody want no martini soaked cake...I don't think. Hell feed it to those darn Dramatics...they'll probably think it tastes good! ;D ;D
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Post by SeainDennis on Mar 20, 2003 12:54:49 GMT -5
*Struttin in, all sobered up, with JIMMY LEE RUFFIN* (whisperin to Jimmy) : Hmmmmm, ain't that your woman over there with another man? See what happens when you don't handle your bizzzzzness? Jimmy Lee (cussin): That $%^@! done stepped out on me! I can't believe this $#*^ after all I done for that #$%&*!. Seain: Calm your ass down Jimmy! This would've been prevented if you hadn't been gone so damn long! Jimmy Lee (still cussin): What the *&^%? I don't deserve this ^#@! ! And a goddamn Tempt to boot! What kinda &*?! is this? And his name is David too! Seain: Don't get all loud up in heah! David Sea ain't do a damn thing to you! Be nice & go over to show CP some luv! Don't make me hafta Jimmy Lee (poutin): I don't wanna talk to her! Seain: See there Jimmy? You don't think! Look, you're supposed to be smooth & suave. Besides, I don't think this "fling" or whatever she calls it with David is serious. You know, it ain't that deep! Jimmy Lee (thinkin): Hmph! You think she still loves her some Jimmy Lee? Seain: Sure she does! She's just doin this make you jealous! Jimmy Lee: You know, you maybe right! Maybe I should go over there & show her just what she's been missin. ;D Seain (impatient): Yeah, you do that cause right about now, you is killin a sista's flow! *diggin down in my coach bag for another tupperware bowl* I'm hungry!! Jimmy Lee: ;D Okay! Go take care your stomach & I gotta go see 'bout my ba-bay! *starts singin "Lucky Lucky Me" & swaggers over to CP & David Sea* Seain (mumblin to herself): The shit I do to keep people together & is anyone thankful?? Noooooo! Look at this shiiiit! *sees barely any shrimp scampi on the table* Damn heffas & dey mens done ate it all up! They know I ain't got no man but do they put enough food out so a sista can eat her misery away?! Nooooooo! *storms into kitchen to look for grub*
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Post by Blondie on Mar 20, 2003 14:34:44 GMT -5
Jill to Seain: "Have you lost your mind gurl???!!! You know Jimmy Lee is CP's man!".. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!! Ali: "I ain't in it, don't mention my name, I means that shyt - but CP is over there feeding David scrimps and lobsters - so what can I say - (looking and snickerin in Dennis' direction) Ain't that right Pop?! hoo hooo HOOOOOOOO!
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Post by FastNFancy on Mar 20, 2003 14:52:34 GMT -5
Oh my goodness!!! Is that JL headed this way? Damn! It's either feast or famine! I wonder who told him about the party! What am I gonna do??? Think, breathe, think, breathe! I can't think ...Boy, it's getting hot in here! I can't breathe! *pant* *pant* *pant* THUD! BOOM. all I can hear is Jill's big mouth...screaming O Lawd! CP done fainted! O Lawd!
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Post by Blondie on Mar 20, 2003 15:09:54 GMT -5
Jill: LAWD LAWD LAWD!!! CP DONE FAINTED! (fanning herself, tryna find a cold towel for CP until Ali comes in and lifts Jill up from the scene & says) Ali: CP is still breathing Baby, so you stay outta this shyt! okay, come on in here with me and feed me some lobster.... Jill batting eyes at Ali and says: Okay....
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Post by FastNFancy on Mar 20, 2003 15:33:28 GMT -5
Damn, what's going on? Lemmee shake the cobwebs outta my head! Whew! I must have been dreamin...I thought I was at The Seaman's birthday party feedin him lobster and JL walked in. Lemme focus Sheets! that is JL....OMG!!! *THUD* again........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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